My husband is like my 'Adik'.
Some people say, 'My husband is my bestfriend'.
As much as I really forcedmy husband to be my bestfriend for years, today I have to admit that he is not.
And he can't never be my bestfriend.
He knew it long ago.
If he were my bestfriend, he would be sucked at it.
I was just lying in bed and I said,' You know syg, you should always support me.I need emotional support'.
Husband: But I did. I always support you.... (silent)
Kroooohh krroooooohh kroooh.
Wife: Yang!! Tu saje u nk ckp kt I? How dare u tido bila I minta kind words from u. U are so rude!!!
U patut bagi semangat kat I.
Husband: (terjaga dgn kalut) Owhhhh hmmmm alaa tak lama lagi dah. Nanti you nak beranak dah.
Wife: Remember I want 20 pink roses tau. You owe me roses.
Husband: Krooooh krooooh.
Whatever. LOL. I am used to it.
You sucked at being my bestfriend.
But you are my companion, my boyfriend, my husband, my abang, my protector, my referral for who sing this song? Who is that actor? My advisor and consultant.
Owh lately, my fulltime chauffer :)
However, I do feel like my husband is also my son at times.
The other day, he was in Jakarta and he asked me to find his passport photo in his Mac book.
Guys!! I don't know how to operate Mac book.
It is too complicated for me. Leceh sgt.
It was 12 midnight. I just came back from work and showered.
Really sleepy but he had to submit the photo to his director ASAP.
How could I say no? Kesian pulak.
So I went through his files.
Found the photo but didn't know how to right click to copy and transfer the photo into words.
How to email this thing??
My mood turned really sour.
I started whatsapping him.
' I tak retilah pakai benda ni. Bencilahh. I tak jumpa butang send pun kat email. Tula you sombong kedekut ilmu. Bila I guna Mac Book you, I tanya soalan camne nk buat tu ni, u malas nak ajar. Asyik nk marah saja klu nk ajar. Kalau u ajar I, kan I dah bleh tlg u. Sebab tula Tuhan marah kalau kita kedekut ilmu.Nanti org yg kita taknak ajar tu yg satu2 nya kena tlg kita. Alaaaah! You ni kalau jd doktor, semua org yg tanya u, semua u marah. Halau balik rumah sb malas nak explain kan'.
Actually what I did was save the photo as draft in my email and opened my email through IPAD.
Hmmm lagi senang.
Right before he went to Jakarta,'Ayg, passport I expired bila?? Passport I mana?'
I scratched my head. I searched the drawer. Found my passport and Isabella's passport.
'Takde passport u sb u tak bg kat I lepas balik dari Bali tu. U kena bg kt I dokumen penting mcm ni sb I tempat khas tuk simpan. I akan ingat dan tak hilang. U tak ingat ke kat mana? U cek dlm kereta. I rasa ada dlm kereta'.
Ok it was in the car.
'Syg, nampak tak gambar passport I??'
I am in clinic right now. Once again I frowned.
Ishk semua tanya I.
'Syg, manalah I tau. U tak bg kt I. U tak bgtau kt I. Kan I suh u bagi I simpan benda2 mcmni', dah aku rasa nak berleter saja kt husband.
husband: Ala, I tak ingat kat mana I letak. Esok kena submit kat kedutaan Indon.
Wife: Pastu mlm ni baru u teringat nak cari? Takpelah, since you dah kat luar, u pergi tgkp gmbr. Jap I google kedai tgkp gmbr terdekat dgn u.
So back to our topic. How can he be my bestfriend? He is my adik kecik. Or my son.
Guys are so funny.
Misplaced everything, remember nothing and then asked the wife.